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February 29, 2008

Accomplishments

Filed under: Politics, Rants — Vander Kitten @ 4:57 pm

I am so damn sick of people saying Obama hasn’t done anything, I could scream. Instead, I give you this, from the fine folks at www.faithfuldemocrats.com:

Cindy Catlett:
Since the GOP is making the point that no one knows anything that Senator Obama has accomplished in his 47 years on this planet, I thought it might be a good time to enlighten people as to what exactly are some of the things that he has accomplished.
He earned a law degree from Harvard in 1991 and was the first African-American president of the Harvard Law Review. After graduation he practiced and taught Constitutional Law.

He served 8 years in the Illinois State Senate before being elected to the Senate in 2004 with 70% of the vote, becoming the third African American since Reconstruction to be elected to the U.S. Senate.

His first law was passed with Republican Tom Coburn, a measure to rebuild trust in government by allowing every American to go online and see how and where every dime of their tax dollars is spent.

Since becoming a Senator in 2004, Obama had sponsored or co-sponsored 570 bills in the 109th and 110th Congress, of which 15 have become law.

Jesse Lava:
To which I’d add that in the Illinois State Senate, he accomplished an awful lot. He passed a fairly strong ethics bill in a state that’s known for being the Wild West of political ethics rules. He passed a bill expanding health insurance for kids. And he passed a bill mandating that interrogations in potential death penalty cases be videotaped, to ensure that people don’t get sentenced to death because they’ve had a false confession beaten out of them.

On that last one, in particular, Obama had to navigate some tough political waters, since the police department had initially been opposed. But Obama convinced them to stay neutral, with the argument that the bill would actually protect police officers from false accusations of abuse.

Also, don’t forget that he was a community organizer for a couple of years, working with lower-income people — not at a distance on their behalf, but directly with them — to secure job training centers and other things to improve their lives. He was a civil rights lawyer as well.

So this notion that Obama’s never done anything is simply not true. True, most people can’t name his accomplishments. But most people can’t name any of Hillary’s, either, and no one slams her for it.

Please check out their posts at http://faithfuldemocrats.com/content/view/741/44/.

Oh, also, Obama is a shrewd businessman:
http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=6838
(I have Dad to thank for that one. Thanks!)

February 25, 2008

One of the Top Five Reasons to Live on the West Coast

Filed under: Uncategorized — Vander Kitten @ 4:24 am

Early Oscars broadcast.

I don’t have to stay up until midnight to see the entire Academy Awards Program. I can cook a simple meal of steak and potatoes (to be honest, it was tenderloin filets on the Weber with roasted fingerling potatoes, tossed in a white truffle oil with fresh rosemary and sea salt) and open a bottle of Rosenblum Zinfandel, and sit down with Chris to enjoy it with John Stewart’s opening monologue at 5:30 p.m.  (And I can’t discount DVR, which allowed us to start a little late and skip some lesser-engaging song performances.

Ah, the Oscars. Great story about the Oscars: When Chris and I had only been dating a few months (the first time, for those of you who know there is more than one time we dated) we watched the Oscars in my apartment while we played Scrabble. Someone wasn’t present to accept their Oscar, and I commented to Chris that I couldn’t believe someone would skip the Oscars. Chris said “When I get mine someday, they will have to say ‘Chris Vander Wal is not here to accept his award, as he is home playing Scrabble with his wife.’” Neither of us said anything. Did he just say his wife?  I hardly breathed.  “Did I just say wife?”  Then we both laughed, at first nervously, then loudly. 

Few Oscar moments can live up to that for me, but here are a few, just from tonight:

  • Cameron Diaz, in HD.  As my brilliant hubby says “That’s HD ugly.”
  • Nicole Kidman’s presentation to honorary Oscar recipient Robert Boyle.  Chris says of Nicole Kidman “she looks like she’s wearing a false chest.”  Nope, she’s just pregnant.  Those are working breasts, folks.
  • The musical performance of “Falling Softly” by Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova from Once.  For me, this performance was absolute beauty.
  • John Stewart and a random girl (random to me) playing Tennis Wii on stage.
  • Javier Bardem’s acceptance speech.  Whatever he said to his mom made her cry, and that’s enough for me.
  • Stewart’s opening monologue, proving the writers are back!
  • “Falling Softly” winning the Best Song!

February 12, 2008

Poke Them

Filed under: Grammar — Vander Kitten @ 4:02 am

I just added a new friend on Facebook. The friend has declined to state gender on his/her profile. This omission has caused Facebook to make the “them” error. Not sure if my friend is a “him” or a “her,” Facebook has encouraged me not to “Poke Him!” or “Poke Her!” but to “Poke Them!” I sympathize.

Ever since Mr. Gossett taught me in the ninth grade that “them” doesn’t replace “him” or “her” as a definite singular pronoun, I have felt for everyone who makes this grammatical mistake. As my dear Mr. Bernstein says, “…The writer of craftsmanship and taste will reject the grammatical inconsistency of the combination of a singular noun and a plural pronoun.” What he’s saying, of course, is that if the writer or speaker is referring to one person, he or she should use “he” or “she.” But look at how clumsy that is. I just did it. “He or she should use…” It sure would be easier if there was a singlular, gender-neutral word to replace there. But since there isn’t, people usually rely on “They should use….” I get it. I totally get it, and yet since I know the rule says it shouldn’t be done, it drives me nuts.

What can I say? I am a self-loathing rule follower.

February 11, 2008

Concerts

Filed under: Uncategorized — Vander Kitten @ 4:29 am

Friday night we went to see Editors at The Warfield in San Francisco. Aside from the fact that I really want to make it “The Editors,” I liked the show.

There is another reason that made it surprising I liked the show, though. I’m not really a concert person. I admitted this to my hubby and the couple who accompanied us on Friday. I always thought saying “I don’t like concerts” out loud would be like saying “I don’t like fun.” But it’s the truth. There are a handful of performers I might get excited about seeing in concert (Amy Winehouse, for example) but otherwise, nah. I would rather hang out with friends at home, drink some wine, and put on the iBoom Box.

We all confessed our first concerts that night, and it got me thinking about my pathetic list of concerts attended:
1. Amy Grant (this is the only one in actual chronological order)
2. Harry Connick, Jr.
3. Barenaked Ladies
4. Dave Matthews Band
5. Prince
6. Neil Diamond
7. Sheryl Crowe and John Mayer
8. Jimmy Buffett (twice)
9. Aimee Mann
10. BFD (Live 105 all day concert)

I’m quite the rocker, aren’t I? Make all the comments you want about the lame list; I know I have bad musical taste. (My husband told me.)

So Editors is good music, by the way. I couldn’t get near the excitement Chris had at the show, and I was thrilled we were not in the General Admission section (aka mosh pit) but I also didn’t hate it and didn’t fall asleep. So that’s something.

February 6, 2008

A Run on Democratic Ballots

Filed under: Politics — Vander Kitten @ 5:15 am

At Landels School, where Film Chris and I voted today, they ran out of Democratic ballots. According to the article below, this happened all over California. My adopted state recently stopped using electronic voting machines in favor of paper ballots. But CA does not require you to be declared in the party you want to vote for, and they underestimated how many Dem ballots were going to be requested. Hello…this is CA. And not Orange County. There are a lot of Dems here. In fact, one of my friends went to Landels today to vote, requested a Republican ballot, and said he could have heard a pin drop. They certainly had enough ballots for him.

Anyway, since Edwards wasn’t on the ballot, I voted for Obama. It looks like Clinton will carry most of the CA delegates, though. (Oh, if you want to hear something f***ed up, look into how CA democratic primary delegates are awarded.)

I love Super Tuesday, by the way. Love it, and can’t get enough of the news coverage. :)

http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_8174844?nclick_check=1

February 1, 2008

I’m Supposed to Have “No Comment”

Filed under: Work — Vander Kitten @ 8:06 pm

But for what it’s worth, I don’t like “Microhoo.” Not the potential merger, you understand, but the grammatical construct. Though Chris pointed out that “Yasoft” is no better.

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